1. Thou shall not drive slow in the left lane.

2. Thou shall not drink budweiser

3. Thou shall take what thouest want but thou must eat what thou takes

4. Thou shall have no team before the Green Bay Packers.

5. Thou shall worship the pool and keep it holy throughout the year.

6. Thou shall keep fall saturdays free of exteraneous factors so as to be able to concentrate fully on matters of college football.

7. Thou shall rise and sing along whenever thou hears Varsity.

8. Thou Bears still suck.

9. Thou shall plan a pilgrimage to the homeland of the Memorial Union. Preferably on Fridays at about 2:30 before it gets real crowded.

10. Thou shall love, honor and cherish all Badgers.