Dusty FAQ

What's this whole "Dusty" thing?
Dusty was in BW3 having some wings (a dozen mediums and a thing of chips is the standard order) and a song by Dusty Springfield came on. He said that he liked the song and he liked the name Dusty Springfield. Now they call him Dusty. And he's sick of answering that question.

How do I recognize Dusty?
See those people over there....he's the fat one.

Where is Dusty right now?
Dusty does not like variance in his everyday life. This makes it rather easy to locate him at any particular time. Here is a Dusty's general schedule

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
Wake up: 6:30
Work: 7:15-4:15
Basketball at the SERF: 4:30-6:00
Watch TV at Home: 6:15-sleep

Thursday
Wake up: 6:30
Work: 7:15-4:30
Softball Game: 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10
Go Out: Right after the game
Sleepat Home: About 1.5 hours after sitting down at the Bar.

Friday
Wake up: 6:30
Work: 7:15-2:30
BW3: 2:45-approx 4:30
Former's House for a beer or 2: 5:00-6:30
Watch TV at Home: 6:45-sleep