Ohhhhh....Debbie and Blake are fighting!!!
This could be good. Blake is bigger but Debbie is scrappy.
Debbie is in the white corner wearing tasteful blue and white striped shorts and a black jog bra. Her hair is in a scrunchie.
Blake will be fighting out of the black corner and is wearing sandles, cutoff jeanshorts and a t-shirt that says "I am Stupid" (with an arrow pointing upward) (This was part of a t-shirt combo he and Mary bought. Her's said "I'm with Stupid" and an arrow pointing left). Blake is sporting his summer semi-buzz cut.
And they come out for round 1.
Blake takes the offensive by telling the story about the time that Gus had to be taken to
Detox. Debbie is sent reeling with laughter. She's on the ropes. But she fights back with
the an account of this years Summerfest. Balke is stunned by the sheer amount of strange
things that seem to happen to Debbie. Judges? 2 judges went for Blakes story about Gus,
one judge was overwhelmed by the quantity of Debbies stories.
Round 2
Blake surprises everyone by bringing his softball glove. He begins lobbing pitches to
Debbie. Although she manages to foul a couple off, she proves to be no match for Blakes
"Secret Spin" (tm) Debbie counters by whipping out her treadmill and step
aerobics tape Blake begins to wear down. By the end of the round Blake is left laying on
the floor drenched in sweat. The bell rings as the count reaches 7. He is saved by the
bell. Judges? All 3 go for Debbie in this round. Blake was lucky to escape.
Round 3
A rested Blake jumps out quickly again. Realizing he is behind on points, he goes for his
most powerful weapon. Thats right, this early in the match he pulls out the Phd. Debbie is
thrown against the ropes. She counters with her vast life experience that includes being
married to and divorced from a used car salesman, having 2 children and living in
Mukwanago. Powerful stuff. This will be a difficult round to judge. To the judges... 2
judges vote for Debbie and her tale of woe and one is swaned by Blakes 12 years of higher
education.
Round 4
Debbie begins the round by simply pointing at Blake and laughing. It is an obvious
psychological ploy to get inside Blakes head. Its starts with giggling but progress to
subdued chuckling. Quickly the chuckling is replaced by chortling. At the halfway point
Debbie is in a full belly laugh with tears streaming from her eyes. She is holding the
ropes for support. Blake shows no change in expression throughout the round. Turns out he
was "thinking about somethig else" and didn't notice Debbies laughing. All 3
judges go for Blake.
Round 5
Debbie leaps out of her corner with her new couch. Blake counters with his new couch.
Debbie battles back with her recent trip to DisneyWorld. Blake throws his new Gas grill
into the fray. Debbie brings up her new minivan. Blake answers with his new Subaru station
wagon. Its back and forth sports fans. Both warriors are tired. Judges.... This is the
closest round. 1 judge, convinced that Dinsey is better than flamebroiled, goes for
Debbie, 1 judge, remembering Gus' old Subaru, goes for Blake. The last judge....
I gotta get back to work....