Dusty Rants about Willie Wonka

So Im watching Willie Wonka yesterday, (it was raining)and I saw the scene where Charlie brings the golden ticket home. I noticed the unusual sleeping arrangement in their household. BOTH SET OF GRANDPARENTS SLEEP IN THE SAME BED!!!!!!!! What kind of example is this setting for Charlie? Not only is this completely disgusting on the surface (the person opposite you has their feet on you all the time), but when we look deeper we have to wonder how Charlie could have been the good one in the group of 5 kids. Charlie is what about 10 years old. In the movie they say that Grandpa Joe has been lying in bed with these people for 20(!) years. So, as far as Charlieknows, this sort of group sleeping arrangement is the norm. This could seriously warp this child.

I mean how hard is it to sit on a chair. Are we supposed to believe that they are so poor that they couldnt afford a simple chair? Or how about a block of wood or something. Geeeez sit on the floor, sit on a brick,Anything but in a bed with 3 other people.

And another thing, how is it that Slugworth is always around just as a golden ticket is found. This implies that Willie knows where the tickets will be discovered. Now if he has that kind of worldwide control over distribution, how are we expect to believe that he cant do a simple background check on these kids. Just a cursory check will show that that August kid was a fat kid that couldnt be trusted with chocolate and that Veruca was a little spoined brat. (I want an oompa-loompa NOOOOOOOOOW!) I mean come on Willie, lets show some effort.

And why is he giving the factory away? He's obviously not very old. he dances around in that candy room (where almost everything is eatable or edible, that is, everything you see, you can eat)Say he's 40, thats a young age to give his whole lifes work away. And another thing. I saw no effort on the Oompa-Loompas or anybody else to disenfect the chocolate river after that August kid fell in. We have contaminated chocolate here!! Wheres those health officials when you need them.

More questions thatneed answering
Do the Oompa-Loompas have a Union? They're hauling stuff. Are they Teamsters?
That whole transfer the cowboy kid by TV part? Whats up with that? They must've been really stretching for ideas at the end.
Who's gonna pay for the windows that the elevator crashed through?
How could Willie build an elevator and not know where one of the buttons leads? And why was it big and red?
If that elevator went sideways and slantways, why arent there holes in all the walls where the elevator has traveled?
Whats the power source for the elevator?
That whole anti-gravity thing? Theres a huge fan at the top, but these little soap bubbles are completely unaffected by it.

I know its a fantasy movie, but come on.

PS: Everlasting Gobstopper my ass.